Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.