Worst Jokes Ever

Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.

I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.

My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?

Why did the cheetah get sad?

'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.

I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.

When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"

I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan has all their teeth intact.

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.