Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?

He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

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    • Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.

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    • Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender

    Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.

    Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...

    Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?

    Because everything they do is in vein.

    Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".

    Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

    Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.