Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?

Because it can’t find the home button.

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.

What language do Gays speak?

HOMOGRAPHY maybe...

What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

Why do orphans hate health ed at school?

Their parents can't opt them out of it.

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?

Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

What is the American virus? Diabetes.

Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Your forehead is so big that your face touches your chin.

In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

Why?

They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

Dirty bitch!

I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.