Worst Jokes Ever

Why are apples and orphans the same?

They always get picked on.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

Why did an orphan rob a bank?

To be wanted.

Jamal

We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

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I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Can someone be my daddy?

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.