Worst Jokes Ever

If I die, does my depression die with me?

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg?

TY-WON-SHO

(Tie one shoe)

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

One stops sucking when you slap it.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.