Worst Jokes Ever
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
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Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
They don't know what a house is.
When people tell me to "go to hell," I tell them their address.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
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What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Mamma mia abortion clinic!
Your loss is our sauce.
*moans*
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.