Mama milky
What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
*Enter password*
'ScoobyDoo'
"Password must contain special character"
'ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman'
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
Here’s one for the aussies what’s the difference between an echidna and a police car... all the pricks are on the inside
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
Rose are red, Violet are violet, my dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
What do you call garage is gay a gyarge
I bet kobee failed flying school
If kobe missed a shot his helicopter will too
Im dead serious about kobe :Kobe in heaven.....
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? CHECKMATE
My older sister said she was gonna shoot herself so I did it for her
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
