Worst Jokes Ever
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Little off topic but...
Mum: You wouldn't be here without me.
Son: And my birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom factory.
Mum: Fair point.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
This Anonymous guy is acting like Hitler, bro.
What would you do if you were killed?
How did Hitler get killed?
With a "NEIN" millimeter.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.