Worst Jokes Ever

Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.

I went to school on a Saturday. My teacher asked why I am here, so I replied that my brother told me to go to hell.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"9/11."

"9/11 who?"

"You said you'd never forget!"

How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!

One like = more from me to you. 👊

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

Just buy KFC. I will give you 40000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999o999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

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Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.

Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.

What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.