Worst Jokes Ever
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala.
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.