Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
Me: "gift a homeless kid iphone 7" The kid: but is has no home button Me: exactly 💀
What do you call a black comedian? Dark Humor
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
Grass
What can’t a gay person walk a trail because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's an emos favorite game? Hangman
Yo mama so fat. That when she went to take a crap... SHE COULDNT EVEN TAKE A CRAP!!!!
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What do you cal a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire ghost rider
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how? Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same
What's a rapist's fav position? Missionary in a dark corner
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Why was 10 sceard because it was in the middle of 911
i swear everytime i walk past a guy they stare at my ass i always keep wondering why it hurts so much
uhhhhh ohhhhhhh yea (moan)
Why cant orphans play baseball Ans= They cant find home run
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone daddy...
Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????
