what does the twin towers and school have in common... people jumped off a building to escape it.
child abortion is like tax evasion the more you lose the less problems you have
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
What do the twin towers and the genders have in common,that they were only two.
I asked where is your parents and oh god i love working at an orphanage
I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now
What did one tower say to the other Damn you looking PLANE!
Open Wide Here Comes The Airplane
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke but it would probably go over your head. The Twin Towers: No It Won’t.
The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled
Mama milky
What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
*Enter password*
'ScoobyDoo'
"Password must contain special character"
'ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman'
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day
I would make a joke about 9/11, but my career would crash and burn
What are the similarities between apples and emo's? They both hang from trees
Here’s one for the aussies what’s the difference between an echidna and a police car... all the pricks are on the inside
what does the twin towers and my ads condom both have in common they both broke and everbody cried
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
