Worst Jokes Ever
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
"It's not a war crime if you invade a country with oil."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You cannot win a war without a war."
-Sun Tzu, *The Art Of War*
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"