Worst Jokes Ever
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Erectile dysfunction.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
What’s the difference between a puppy and a fork?
I don’t microwave forks.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
LewenGOALski
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Like if you know someone emo.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.