When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What is a dry swimmer🏊‍♂️?
Not in the water🌊...
F in orphan means family
i wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman
Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help đź’€
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer...Because she's a girl.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy Daisy Duck Daisy Wells Daisy Dove Bloom
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
do u know ligma? have fun rubbing those ballz in ur tomatos
do you know ligma... potatos
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
#RIPBOZO
knock knock whos there? twins. twins who? twins go boom boom today on 9/11
me 911 you died 911
How do you Get a discount off groceries
Scan the emo kids wrists
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
