Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why were the Twin Towers angry?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.