Yes the Queen has died today, can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross dressing as her.
When the Boogey-man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Jesse:do you like my ball Mike :yes they are very big i can’t even fit them in my mouth you bought a new ball right Jesse : no they do not leave me
The twins are falling down
My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣
My life is the joke
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after
you know what i said to the chair, sit but it didnt move hahaha
one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet... it was pretty fire
Like if u hate school
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers. because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers, they can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds
when you fail art school
when your plane heads for new york
I'm not racist but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me
why did quean Elizabeth thee 2nd die she forgot to heal after all those storms
