Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Why can't orphans go on field trips? Parents' signature: _______
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.