Worst Jokes Ever

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.

What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, Here's hoping you do too.

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What’s the difference between autism and gender?

Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.

John Cena.

What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.

What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

If you are poor, get money.

What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?

NLE Choppa