Worst Jokes Ever
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What’s worse than getting a job at McDonald’s?
Not getting the job at McDonald’s.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.