Worst Jokes Ever
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What is red and puts out fire?
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.