What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Worst Jokes Ever
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
