What do a bee from America called?.........a USB
When does a pentagon have 4 sides? When a plane is in one of the sides
a man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide and the librarian said "fuck off you wont bring it back"
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading.Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What's the difference between the twin towers and McDonalds Ones a drive thru and ones a fly thru
Why was the tower of Pisa was leaning
They had better reflexes then the trading center
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
mohe
I laughed at my life so hard
Whats the difference between adolf hitler and usain bolt
Usain bolt finished the races
why cant orphans play base ball ? because they have no home to fun to
Your hairline so messed up that even martin Luther king Jr. couldn't have a dream about it
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to the how we talk to other guys like when they say can I borrow a pencil you say you can borrow this hard wood dick
Q: why is america bad at chess
A: cause they already lost two towers
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
Sonic says: If you're bored, Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? tell their parents?
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
why was the Pakistani bomber angry since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain
why was the pubg player sad
since all, he's friends went to school while he went to pokichini
What do you call a sad porno? A tear jerker
