I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
How many hooker's fit in a Cadillac? About 4 in the trunk if you stack em right
How many dead hooker's does it take to change a light bulb? Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark
the wowman had a dick, lol its your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! jhon man! in new york city i am on 2 you! i will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodygard
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
why can't orphans play baseball
they don't know were home is
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
what do you call it when you have two indians one black and a fat white a s’more
one i grow some som more yea i am 4 im caillou im caillou im caillou thats me.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
I got banned from the library from putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
my balls
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
we don't joke about orphans unless they have family. THEN we assassinate the family.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging
whats the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's
nothing they both crashed
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
