I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself ," is this hell?"
y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang? slash, boom, bang, snap.
some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them. for I have everyone's ip address.
you know your fucked when the speed bump screams.
who left him hanging
Why did the titanic sink...... Cause you mom was ok on it
i was the person that flew into the twin towers, i have a 2 friends that are both twin and when ever they speak i tell them to shut up because if they don't ill make myself explode in them
its still depression btw
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessary long and hard.
So I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
this humor is so dark it's darker than the black population
Everyone at the queens funeral: me and the boys getting her reboot card
Why was the emo jealous of the orange
It came precut
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home
im sorry my jokes are so bad
nevermind if i told you it would go straight through your head
"beast boy four"
9/11 was probably just a women pilot
i was about to tell a 9/11 joke but it was to plane
