How many Police Officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
just got a iphone 12 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
If your here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide? When exactly my cult members drink the Kool aid
Suicide isn't funny but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat
What's the difference between depression and your ex? Depression f-cks you harder
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, " I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?" Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!" >The teacher grabbed Billy, and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, " Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I ***KNEW*** that damn thing had wheels!"
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😠Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy 😵
Doctor: u have cancer. Patient: will i survive? Doctor: prolly not
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
I was going to post a kobe briant joke but the site crashed
why did the bike fall over? because it was too tired
why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
becasuse he got hit by a bus
what do you call a suicide bomber in a weelchair?
an rcxd (remote control explosive)
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
Me: I will fuck ur mom Orphan: I don't have one Me: ......
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
"yeah you?
American student: hahaha. no, not my first time
What did one emo kid say to the other? Nice cuts G ( because they like to cut themselves)
what did one emo kid say to the other? Nice guts G
