Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I love balls, bro. So do you.
Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?
Me: *silence*
Gigachad.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"