Worst Jokes Ever
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
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Arden is so fat!
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Your mom is fat and so are you.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
What do you call a gay guy on fire?
LGBBQ
my therapist told me that time heals wounds i stabbed him now we wait
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.