Worst Jokes Ever
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to everyone.
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Why couldn't the orphan go on the school field trip?
Because it required a parent's signature.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.