Q: what it's a cow A: a bad cow
Aren't you going back home now? No I am going back home
What did the farmer say to the pig? You snout to beleve it
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter. A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Do you know Candice? Nope. Candice dick fit in your mouth.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? A: You slap her
whats the diffrence between an apple and a orphan
one gets picked
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages? Because they can't add a home page.
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
What did one emo kid say to the other I like ya cuts G
the people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza but all they got was a plane
I asked a child where were there parents they started to cry I laughed and walked out of an orphanage
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A TERRIBLE BUS COMPANY?
STAGECOACH HIGHLANDS
What is the orphans version to a family portrait
A selfie
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
YOUR SO GODDAMN STUPID YOU THOUGHT DUNKIN DONUTS WAS A BASKETBALL TEAM.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball
