Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson, she kicked herself in the testicles.
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.