Why are people surprised by Johnny Depp having $30,000 wine bills, domestic violence accusations, rampant substance abuse, poor hygiene, and the looks of a predator? He grew up a Florida Man, after all.
I HAVE MORE CUM IN ONE TESTICAL THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE PENIS
what did Stephen Hawking say when he died. Boo Boo Doo.
Guy it was so weird yesterday I saw a guy and he kept repeating the same thing over and over I hate people with dementia I told my mom to get a new mirror but she she won’t listen to me it’s almost like I sand it like 20 times every time I say it
Oh Hey guys do u know I saw a guy with dementia oh hey guys do u know I saw a guy with dementia oh hey do u know I saw a guy with dementia
Its opposite's day today, I gonna tell a orphan that their parents are here.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
why does the kids cant see their parents because they dont have one
your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX
why do orphans play tennis
Because its the only love they get
Banana joke
Where does banana learn to split at sundae school
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Kid: who is your mom Orphan: they left me😭
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
ask someone if they are a rhino, if they say yes, tell them "so youre horny" and if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely
poop and balls through the walls
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan? One is wanted
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Why do orphans love elevators? They raise people
