Zodiac jokes
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer, why?
Doctor: What are the chances?
Patient: Of what?
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!
Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!
Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...
Mom:....
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.