Zodiac jokes

On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.

One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.

Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?

Patient: Cancer, why?

Doctor: What are the chances?

Patient: Of what?

Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.

The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...

Some people put zodiacs on everything.

They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.

What zodiac sign has no hair?

Cancer.

I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."

Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.

Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?

A) Cancer.

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.

Son: Mom, I did the test and I have cancer!

Mom: YOU HAVE CANCER?!

Son: Mom, as my zodiac symbol...

Mom:....

My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.

She was eaten by a giant crab.