Zodiac Signs jokes

All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.

Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"

Patient: "Cancer?"

Doctor: "What a coincidence."

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?

Cancer!

When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,

You respond: "cancer."

Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"

All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)

What zodiac sign has no hair?

Cancer.

Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?

A) Cancer.

Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.

All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.