Yu-Gi-Oh jokes

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.