Your So Short

Your So Short Jokes

Height

You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.

Reader

Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.

Height

You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.

Door

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

Insult

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!