Yooo jokes

YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!

Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"

Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"

Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."

Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".

He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"

Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."

Yooo, D.K. here!

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

you.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.