Newest Yo Mama Jokes - Page 11

Yo Mama so Fat, she costs 15 elixir and 3 inferno towers can't kill her

When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”

yo moma so fat that when she sits she makes an 7.4 earthquake.

Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better

Yo momma's decided to go to KFC, until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and cashier said ''here is the reciept'' now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spended more than drakes net worth that he can even lend, she went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food, by the second they see the plates empty, and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo mama so fat she thought RAW MEN was RAMEN

Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams

Yo moma so fat that when she bought food she ran out of money

yo momma is so stupid she saw an anime and started eating an alive rabbit and thought she would get powers

Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole

Yo mamas so fat when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O

yo mama so nasty she gave yo daddy head then gave you a kiss good night

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