What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teens wrist have in common They both have cutting marks
I slit my wrists
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair? Me: Dunno, but i'll probably cut my wrists first
why did aaron slit his wrists because its him
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he wrist in peach.
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.🙂💊💉
