Worlds fastest readers

Worlds Fastest Readers Jokes

Twin Towers

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

Reader

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.

Victim

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.

Reader

You learn something new every day.

Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

Victim

Who's the world's fastest reader?

9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.

Victim

Who are the world's fastest readers?

9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.