Worlds fastest readers jokes
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.