Worksheet jokes

Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

Students: Eggs.

Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon.

Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

Kids: Homework.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.