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DADDY sus aka the king

hahhahahahaha

The image shows a close-up of a person's face with dark circles around their eyes and a wide, exaggerated smile. The text on the image reads, "MY FACE" at the top and "AFTER A 48 HOUR SHIFT" at the bottom. The watermark "nursebuff.com" is in the lower right corner.

Wade

“High Arousal”

What causes lucid dreams to happen?
Later studies showed that lucid dreaming often occurs
during moments of particularly high arousal or change in
brain wave activity in the outer layer of the brain.
Recognition of dreaming may occur specifically in the
dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, where working memory,
planning, and abstract reasoning occur.

Pokemon4Ever

Me: "when I get home I'm going to be so
do all my work, and get my life
productive,
together"
Me when I get home:

Anonymous

he gonna be late

A brown cat is driving a car, looking stressed or angry. The text on the image says: "When you have to be to work at 9 but you left the house at 8:58..."

Jazzy💕

It doesn't rlly work but yeah

When your mom yelled at you and
your elder sibling tries to comfort you

Heroin Monkey

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B)
Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)15: 14:15 UTC-6 No.519
So /b/, this is the first time I've shared this story
>mother
>fucking
>9/11
>be me
>be 18
>at a house party
>girl is talking to me
>we're wasted
>time to go to the love station
>says she wants to wait until morning
>so she can "remember it"
>wake up in the morning next to her
>she's already awake watching the news or some shit
>start making out
>put my hand in her panties
>she's moaning
>says "what the fuck" in a te
terrified voice
> "holy fuck my dad works there"
>immediately gets up and pulls out her cell phone
>look at TV just in time
>second plane crashes into tower
>she starts balling uncontrollably
That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda

NIFFTY

tru tho

"You'll feel refreshed after a nice
weekend"
Me at work on Monday:

BellaTrix

Sus

MY CODE
SEEMS
TO WORK
TEST
FAILS
MISERABLY
DELETE
THE
TEST CASE
CREATI
ATEST
CASE JUST
TO BE SURE
TEST
EMILS
MISERABLY
Why can't you be normal?
COBOL
*Screams and starts array at 1

Why should you care

Perfect

The DM
edind_memes1
The DM
They befriended a
random Kobold
The DM
What if I make the
Kobold really cute
They're letting it do
all their dirty work
The DM
Make it warm up to
one of the more
friendlier characters
The DM
Then purposely put him into Oh yeah. It's all
harm's way so the party kills
him by accident
coming together

TechPriestGotDrip

Or Holy Oils work

A picture shows a mechanical figure in a red hood holding a staff with a gear on top. The text on the image reads: "When you fixed a minor error on your computer by googling it. I hold the secrets of the machine spirit."

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

😔

Ash LW
Aug 5
EVOLVING FROM
VIOLENT LANGUAGE
INSTEAD OF
I have a concussion.
I'm concussed.
My brain is bruised.
I'm in my
concussion era.
My concussion may
affect the quality of
my work.
SAY THIS
I'm in my bonked-up
state.
I'm all bonked up.
I've got a BrainBonk TM.
It's serving gonked
gourd.
Getting my concussy
slonked silly style.

kiribaku

when the weekend goes by to fast

A white cat sits upright with its arms out to the side. The text on the image says, "AND JUST LIKE THAT *POOF* WEEKEND. GONE."

MisterDussel

Mobile Game Ads 2022

An image shows a mobile game ad for Pop Game Box. The ad promises 999999999 free robux with 100% working. The text says "Result is not guaranteed.". There is a button "Installieren". Below, other game icons are displayed, including: Rider, Zombie, Tomb o, Make U, Mahion, Codver, Stickm, Stackv, Airport, Hunt & Doll Dr. Acr.

LoserIsPro

A young child with a surprised expression is looking to the right. She is wearing a yellow jacket and is holding a bubble wand. The background is blurry green foliage. The text overlay says "ME LEAVING WORK THE DAY BEFORE VACATION".

Hailey ❁

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

shut the fuck up you pussy ass fucking bitch motherfucking parent depleater

The image shows three dogs, each labeled with a word. On the left is "my car", in the middle is "me" and on the right is "work". "Me" is in the middle pulling a toy labeled "money" away from "my car" and towards "work". The text above the dogs says "How life is going right now".

Wade

Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)

Basic Pokémon
May
Transgender Pokémon.
30 HP
Suicidal Karen
Whine like a bitch about your problems and
suicidal tendencies (hopefully you'll annoy
the enemy and they'll retreat?)
weakness
Victimize
This attack only works if allied with a friend.
This creature has none, since it is utterly
repulsive. Making this attack useless.
resistance
20
retreat cost
+40
-40
If you come across this Pokémon in the wild, RUN. Run
away immediately, kill it if you can, but fuckin RUN.
1995, 96, 98 Nintendo, Creatures, GAMEFREAK. 1999 Wizards.
***

Heroin Monkey

KNOW THE WORK RULES
APPROPRIATE
Nice data,
Susan
Ahwwww, so
sweet
Nice data,
Susan
INAPPROPRIATE
Hello,
government?

RapBoat

Chance the Rapper: *releases album after three years*
"I'm so proud of this album, I've worked long and hard
on it"
Entire rap community:
Hahaha. This sucks man.

Adolf kitler

Seen this fella on the way to work, not sure
which I like best... his pants, his knee pads, or his
broken heart

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