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Background
Pinyan's death
Investigation
Media reporting
Criminal charges, guilty plea, and
sentencing
Aftermath
"2 Guys 1 Horse"
Zoo
James Michael Tait and later
events of 2009-2010
Section 16.52.205 of the
Revised Code of Washington
See also
References
External links
Enumclaw horse sex case
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan, [2][3] an
engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck
driver; Douglas Spink; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic
pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands". [4][5] After engaging
in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries
in one such incident.
The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005. [6][7]
Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that
prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law,
bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]
As bestiality was legal in Washington state at the time, Tait was instead convicted of trespassing and was
sentenced to a one-year suspended sentence.
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In the 1970s, many statutes that had criminalized certain sex acts in various U.S. states were repealed,
largely since they had criminalized some consensual sex acts between adults that were no longer
considered appropriate to forbid (e.g., criminalizing all oral and anal sex). [9][10] In Washington state, a law
was repealed on July 1, 1976, that had said:
Every person who shall carnally know in any manner any animal or bird, or who shall carnally
know any male or female person by the anus or with the mouth or tongue; or who shall
voluntarily submit to such knowledge; or who shall attempt sexual intercourse with a dead
body, shall be guilty of sodomy...
Enumclaw horse sex case
Date
Location
Location of Enumclaw, Washington State
July 2, 2005; 18 years ago
Unincorporated area in King
County, Washington, United
States (near Enumclaw)
Bestiality
Туре
Cause
Cause of death:
Acute peritonitis caused by
traumatic perforation of the colon
Participants ⚫ Kenneth Pinyan (Mr.
Hands)[1]
Outcome
• James Michael Tait
• Douglas Spink
A stallion
Laws passed criminalizing
bestiality and zoophilic
pornography in Washington state

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I saw her face and said "Awoop Jump Scare"!!!!

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Heroin Monkey

Op-Ed by Frank T. Rutherford
Conservative political analyst, hat
connoisseur
Op-Ed: Today's Youth
Simply Don't Have The
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The Gulags Needed For
Their Communist
Ideals

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life tips: how to make your friends like you more
do a smile to make.
yourself look like
you are not
completely
dead inside
hold a feather
to let your friend know you
are not harmful anymore
and it is all in the past
wear a single lace
glove to show that
you have a
delicate touch
borrow a dog or a
child of your choice
so people will want
to talk to you more
why not wear a
outfit that really
shows off
your figure

Heroin Monkey

this dude used a lifeline for this
mundou
71%
10% 10% 9%
ABCD
Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-based unit is
used to measure the rate at which work is done?
A: Horsepower
C: Llamathrust
B: Donkeystrength
D: Zebraforce
*SLAPS ROOF OF CAR
THIS BABY HAS THE THRUST
OF 340 LLAMAS UNDER THE HOOD

Heroin Monkey

YOU OFF WORK YET? LET'S
GO THROW A FRISBEE!
I CAN'T. I'M SUPER BEHIND.
DID SOMEONE SAY-
AARGH!! NOW'S
NOT THE TIME!
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Heroin Monkey

How life feels when you
quit work and become
a full-time alcoholic:

Heroin Monkey

Stop normalising the grind
40
and normalise whatever the
f*ck this is
millons who took
the pill that works
both ways must
die

Heroin Monkey

HITMAN ✓
@Hitman
Work has been good lately.
Jokes aside, if Agent 47 was involved, he
would not make it that obvious.
Wall Street Silver
@WallStreetSilv. 2d
Boeing Employee of the year 2024

CaptainEgg75

mine is better

The image shows three dogs, where one dog tries to bite a yellow toy, that is also held by the other two dogs. The first dog is labeled "My Car", the second dog "Me", and the third dog "Work". The toy has a label "Money". Above the dogs, the text says: "How life is going right now."

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life

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Heroin Monkey

Anonymous (ID: oFMwmvFk
TRAIN DERAICHENT
08/30/14(Sat) 22:14:53 No.565734034
>the year is 2016
>Hilary Clinton is elected
as president
>immediately begins
feminization campaign
>senate and supreme
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court are dissolved
>she now has supreme power
>mass castrations
>all privileged white cis male CEOs are
replaced with women
>fast forward 11 years
>Clinton is now supreme womyn of
America
>be me
>non-binary gender half-human half-wolf
otherkin.
>get off work at the privilege checking
center for men
>on my way to the clinic for my mandatory
estrogen injection to keep down my rape
urges
>sit in lobby
>I hear screaming of empowered womyn
outside
>lights go out
>ground shakes
>a figure appears before me
>he pulls off his hood
>looks me square in the eye
>his lips begin to move
"fuck her right in the pussy"
>chaos begins
>mass riots ensue as my testicles which
were removed at birth are restored
>men are raping people on a global scale
>an eagle cries a tear of freedom on the
statue of liberty
>order has been restored
Red by JulyCvet for Fury)
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Anonymous

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Windy Today at 8:25 PM
Oof dat is not good hopefully it
won't happen too much and u2
can maybe work it out idk
SETH Today at 8:25 PM
Eh
Windy Today at 8:25 PM
If that happens too much u can
just put ur parents in the
retirement home!
ΑΛ
SETH Today at 8:25 PM
Lmao
Windy is typing...

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