Woolworth jokes

Emo kid

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

Discount

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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    • Walmart

    If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

  • 9

    • Self-worth

    People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

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    • Kelly Clarkson

    People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

  • 1

    • Community

    Amazing things we have in Australia-

    Woolworths,

    Coles,

    Pavlova,

    Lamingtons,

    Weet-Bix,

    (My absolute FAVOURITE) Tim Tams!!!

    Vegemite,

    Cadbury chocloates,

    Meat pie,

    Koala's,

    Kangaroo's,

    Platypus',

    Kookaburra's,

    (This show was MADE in Australia, but is a world wide show,) BLUEY!

    Community