What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy I said no wonder your foreheads so greasy
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
