President Lincoln
in Disabled

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

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Your joke sucks idiot

Your idiot sucks jokes.

This doesn’t even make sense....it’s not a joke it’s like a lame 2 second story... xoxo Kylie

damn

stop being rude its good

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