Womb jokes

If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?

Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!

Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.

Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.

Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?

In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢

What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.

But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.

What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?

Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.