Wo jokes

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, it is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

wo(man) fe(male) we(men)

dishwash(her)

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Woman!"

What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!

对不起,我是卧底。

(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)

Sorry, I'm an undercover.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Q: What’s Jackie Chan‘s favorite drink to have at a bar?

A: Wo-Tah!

What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.

The "W" in African stands for water.

Women.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

The "W" in Africa stands for water.