Windy jokes
She blew on it, and it went hard.
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
The winds of Uranus go on and off, so you could say the wind is broken.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Why did the tornado take a break?
Because it ran out of wind! 😂
Community talk
Update: My dad was at work so he answered a few minutes later. He asked what's wrong I told him and he said it was probably wind or rain. It wasn't raining and it wasn't that windy. He told me to calm down and he asked me if I wanted him to come to my moms house and check outside of my window which is upstairs and to check the front yard after he got out of work. He did and said that there was nothing there so he went back to his house. I still haven't gone to sleep mainly because I'm not tired anymore and I just don't want to sleep at the moment and since I'm still a bit freaked out. So that's fun.
french, or else you’ll get the wrench spanish or vanish german or they’ll be singing a sermon hindi or it’s about to get windy japanese or your body will be found with fleas
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