Windy jokes
(Only Ninjago fans understand XD)
If you look outside and it's really windy, it's really cloudy, and the sky looks greenish... you better run, 'cause it has to be Morro!
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn, it's windy out here!"
Memes
My friend is has the best ideas
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
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Update: My dad was at work so he answered a few minutes later. He asked what's wrong I told him and he said it was probably wind or rain. It wasn't raining and it wasn't that windy. He told me to calm down and he asked me if I wanted him to come to my moms house and check outside of my window which is upstairs and to check the front yard after he got out of work. He did and said that there was nothing there so he went back to his house. I still haven't gone to sleep mainly because I'm not tired anymore and I just don't want to sleep at the moment and since I'm still a bit freaked out. So that's fun.
french, or else you’ll get the wrench spanish or vanish german or they’ll be singing a sermon hindi or it’s about to get windy japanese or your body will be found with fleas
WINDY hi