White Room jokes

What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

What kind of dreams do hotels have?

Suite dreams.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.