What Do You Call a... jokes
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.