We jokes

Joke time!

Now, Heaven or Hell?

Heaven: we got clouds.

Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?

Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?

Doctor: To the morgue.

Man: But I’m not dead yet.

Doctor: Are we there yet?

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.

We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"

The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.

A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?

“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”