Water Chestnut jokes
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
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Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.
The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more