Wan Kin jokes

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.