Wan Kin jokes

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

Incest is wincest. (That was above.)

Fun for the whole family!

Next of kin, count me in!

Super Boy from Korea.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!

We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!