What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.