Unrealistic jokes

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.