Unintelligibility jokes
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
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Well, guys, its obvious that teenage girls are the most unintelligent thing in the universe, we were in a class and we were asking our partners what was their favorite color, and guess what she said?
Caitlyn-
You are not: Ugly
Fat
A bitch
Unintelligent
F*cked up
You are:
Kind,
Important,
Beautiful
Perfect body
Smart
An amazing person.
*Don't take this weirdly*