10+ Best Uniform Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Son

Question and answer 🙄

A cartoon drawing shows a mother standing at a door, asking her son where he is going. The son, with a backpack, sarcastically replies that he is going to heaven, since he is clearly in his school uniform.

Hitler

A black and white photo shows a person with a feeding tube lying in a hospital bed. Standing near the bed is Adolf Hitler, wearing his uniform. There is a bottle of wine on the nightstand.

Team

A photograph of the Christian Universal Ministry team from 1980. The team members are wearing red and white uniforms with the word CUM printed on them.

School

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a school scenario with characters and objects from the video game Hollow Knight. The text says "I would go to school if..." and then shows images of the teacher, bus, book, and uniforms, all of which are depicted with elements from the video game Hollow Knight.

Restaurant

A woman in a Hooters uniform stands in a restaurant. The text reads: "I'm not even hungry no mo."

Body

sorry my name is like this but its true

A body pillow with an anime-style girl in a school uniform. The character has dark hair, and is depicted twice.

Forklift

A tall, blonde woman in black armor, Sergeant Calhoun, is looking down with a smirk at a small, young man in a blue uniform and cap, Fix-It Felix Jr., who looks confused. The text above them reads, "Sooo you're forklift certified huh?"

Roast

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Wendy's initiates with 'It's go time! You want the roast? Then let's go! #NationalRoastDay'. Hooters responds with 'Whatcha got?'. Wendy's replies to Hooters with 'Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.'

Furry

sup the meme furry is here

Illustration of a cat-like anthropomorphic character wearing a military uniform standing in front of a tank, the numbers 52-171 are written on it, and the username @crabfox is visible in the bottom right corner.

Ohio

Two astronauts in space are facing each other. One is pointing a gun at the other. The astronaut on the left has the US flag on his uniform, the astronaut on the right has the Ohio flag. Next to them is a blue planet with a green area that is the shape of Ohio with the text "Ohio" on it. The text above the first astronaut is "Wait it's all Ohio?", and the text above the other is "Always has been"

Jokes

Waiter

Boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*

Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?

Hitler

Hitler visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Hitler salute. As he passes down the line, he comes across a woman who isn't saluting.

"Why are you not saluting like the others?" Hitler barks.

"Mein Führer, I'm the nurse," she responds. "I'm not crazy!"

Kid

Boy Scout...

- A kid who dressed like an idiot.

- An idiot who dressed like a kid.