My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
Knickers Jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
