My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
Your momma's so fat when she pulls her knickers down.. her ass is still in them
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sisters knickers the other day, it wouldn’t of been so bad but she’s was wearing them at the time, it made the rest of the funeral so awkward
I was absolutely fuming when i found out my mate was rifling through my mums knicker draw
No one goes in there without my permission
Why was the washing machine laughing? It was taking the piss out of the knickers
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet she replies yeah milky knickers
What kind of knickers is the best? Windy knickers, because there the best kind
