Knickers jokes
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers!
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.