Knickers

Knickers Jokes

Funeral

My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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  • Momma

    Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

    Funeral

    My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

    Permission

    I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.

    No one goes in there without my permission!

    Guy

    When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"

    Kind

    What kind of knickers is the best?

    Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.