Uglies jokes

You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.

Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.

I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.

Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo mama so ugly Donald Trump said "wrong!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.

Next day:

Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?

Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.

The dad sulked for 3 whole years.

Proof that words really can hurt.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.