Twig jokes
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
My boyfriend thinks he鈥檚 hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We鈥檙e a twig. We鈥檙e breaking up.