i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.
Day 70 without s3x my doctor asked me “are you s3xually active?” I said “why what u tryna do?”
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
U twin towers because I'm tryna ram in u tonight
Ur forehead’s so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
Are you a race car? Cuz I’m tryna fuck
I know this girl Kamelah she say what are you looking at I said I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline
Is you home the twin towers? because I’m tryna crash!
ya tryna run? hop in the van
If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
