Trim jokes

Why did the rapper become a barber?

To trim his verses.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.

Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?

Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.

Site nearly as dead as my trim.