Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Trim Jokes
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.