Tradeoff jokes

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?

I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?

Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.