Tower defense jokes
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.