Tounge Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?-He sipped his coffee before it was cool

Snake one: Are we venomous?

Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?

Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)

Tounge twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze. That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀

I want to do uranus (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)