Torn

Torn Jokes

Family

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

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  • Rape victim

    Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

    Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

    Abortion

    I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

    Kobe

    What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

    They both have torn rotators.

    Piece

    I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:

    P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.

    Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.

    “They are all very tearable,” he replied.

    Well, there is one person who gets it!

    Killer

    One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!