Tom And Jerry jokes
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Which Roman emperor was a mouse? Julius Cheeser!
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
Mufasa, proof that cats don't always land on their feet.