Time travel jokes

Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"

Scientist time travels into the year 2024.

Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?

Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?

Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.

Two Timetravers walk into a bar...

...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."

You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.

The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.